In the Lobby of Our Building

Pushy girl: You’ve seen pictures of my friends. They’re all attractive, short of like, one.
Harried friend: Well, but what about their personalities?
PG: Their personalities are all great.
HF: What if they don’t like me?
PG: Well, there’s a lot of them.

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